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Prep

[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7.
[x] My looks are very important to me.
[ ] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[ ] My hair is always straight.
[x] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[x] I laugh 24/7.
[ ] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[ ] I'll only date popular guys.
[ ] I listen to rap & pop music.
[ ] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[x] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job
[x] I wear lots of makeup.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 6/21

Emo

[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[x] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] My fingernails are black.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[x] My hair covers one of my eyes. (Kinda)
[ ] I love Hot Topic.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 6/22

Nerd

[ ] I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games = Love.
[x] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[x] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[x] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total = 10/20

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right. (More or less)
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[x] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[x] I always break the rules. (Most of the time. XD)
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a crap what people think of me.
[ ] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[ ] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[x] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 9/20

Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[x] I've won awards for my athletic ability. (Gymnastics)
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 2/20

Comedian

[x] I'm very funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I always entertain people by being funny.
[x] I worship Kevin Smith. (<33333333)
[x] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[x] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[x] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[x] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[x] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[x] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 17/20 (LOLOL)

Shy

[ ] I don't have a lot of friends.
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never join in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 0/20

Goth

[x] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[x] I'm very, very pale. (Edword collon.)
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[x] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people.
[x] I only go out during the night. (More or less. x3)
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[x] I love pain. (._.;; )
[ ] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x] People are afraid of me.
Total = 8/19

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[x] I walk really funny.
[ ] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[ ] I debate stuff with myself.
[x]I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[x] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 13/20 (lolol)

Antisocial

[ ] I hate most people.
[ ] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are freakin idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[x] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 2/20

Skater

[ ] I skateboard to everywhere. (I WANT TO!! :c)
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ]I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans. (8D)
[ ] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 1/20 (Oh wow.)

Christian Girl/Boy

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[x] I've never been on a date.
[x] I've never smoked or had a beer. (I've tasted Beer.)
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[ ] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total = 2/20

Gangsta

[x] I say 'yo'.
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle'. (I trrryyyy..)
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[x] I hang with my homies, biotches, and hoes. (Jazzman, Steph, `N Chaitlin)
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before. (From a Dollar Store. LOL.)
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my hoes.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[x] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out. (Obby.)
Total = 5/20

Bully

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[x] I have beat someone up before. (Chloe.. I WAS LIKE 10.)
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[x] I've never been in a relationship before.
[x] People are afraid of me.
[x] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[x] I pick on people for the fun of it. (Jazzman.)
[x] I make fun of everything anyone else likes. (Justin Beiber.)
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 5/20

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[x] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play alot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[x] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[x] All I talk about is video games. (More or less. c: )
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[x] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[x] My grades are eh.
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[x] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there. (More or soooo)
[ ] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[ ] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
[x] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 14/20

Redneck

[ ] Elvis is still alive.
[ ] I hunt.
[ ] I fish.
[ ] I own something camouflage.
[ ] I eat venison
[ ] I live in the country.
[ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[ ] I have over 10 pets.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
[ ] I've rode a tractor before.
[x] My jeans are always dirty.
[x] I have a southern accent. (When i'm around someone with that accent, yes.)
[ ] I say y'all.
[ ] Yankees can frick off.
[x] I buy everything at Wal-Mart. (Hey! Wal-Mart is kickass.)
[x] I'm kind of poor.
[ ] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[ ] I work hard.
Total = 5/20

Cowgirl/Cowboy

[ ] I live on a farm.
[ ] I own at least 2 horses.
[ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[ ] I own a cowboy hat.
[ ] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[ ] I ride a tractor.
[ ] I live in a small town.
[ ] I've lived in Texas before.
[x] I wear flannel shirts. (<3)
[ ] I wear overalls.
[ ] I say y'all and howdy.
[ ] I have other animals on a farm.
[ ] I've been in a rodeo before.
[ ] I've rode a mechanical bull before.
[ ] I love home cooking, country style.
[ ] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[ ] I say yee-haw!
[ ] I've went to horse races before.
[ ] I love cowboy movies.
[ ] I square dance.
Total = 1/20

Social Butterfly

[x] I have a lot of friends. (Online and inrl<3)
[x] I get along with everybody. (Yuppp)
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[x] I'm a people person.
[x] I love having tons of fun. (Mmmmhmmm<3)
[ ] People come to me for advice.
[x] People take an instant liking to me. (Most of the time.)
[x] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me. (Yuhh)
[ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome fabulous.
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique. (Yup!)
[x] I can turn an antisocial person nice. (Just ask Jazzman, ;D)
[x] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[x] I'm pretty cheerful. (;D)
[x] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people. (I will!)
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[ ] I love talking. (Ahhh, i love it so so so much.)
[x] I always have fun doing anything. (<3)
[x] I'm optimistic. (<3)
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 14/20

Stoner

[ ] I've tried at least 2 different drugs before.
[x] I always feel chill or extremely hyper.  (Hey, i have ADHD.)
[ ] Getting high is awesome. (HEHEHYEAHNO.)
[ ] My room smells like pot.
[ ] I've been caught with drugs before.
[ ] All my money goes toward buying drugs.
[ ] I've sold drugs before.
[ ] 4/20 frickin rocks. (Suuuure..)
[ ] I'm fascinated with the color green.
[ ] I own something with a pot leaf on it.
[ ] I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect I smoke pot in my room.
[ ] I've went to school high before.
[x] I'm a slacker. (I am, i am.)
[ ] I could care less about school and my grades.
[x] I see things that aren't there sometimes.
[ ] I'm like 'whatever' to everything.
[ ] I've skipped class to get high with friends.
[ ] I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine or meth because pot is so lame.
[ ] Marajuana should not be illegal. (I'm glad it is.)
[ ] Drugs make me feel good.
Total = 3/20

Whore

[ ] I've had at least 10 boyfriends.
[ ] I've hooked up with a random guy whose name I didn't know.
[x] I'm not a virgin. (Just, don't ask, please? :c)
[ ] I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
[ ] I dress like a slut, sure.
[x] I'm a bitch and I know it. (I can be..)
[ ] I use my body to get what I want.
[ ] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
[ ] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
[ ] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
[ ] I party often.
[ ] I get drunk all the time.
[ ] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[ ] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before.
[ ] I've had my thong show before on purpose.
[ ] I have random piercings.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[ ] I act really ditzy.
[ ] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.
Total = 2/20

Slacker

[ ] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[x] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[x] I miss a lot of school.
[x] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[x] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[ ] I don't take care of myself.
[ ] I've done drugs before.
[x] I don't do my homework.
[x] I sleep all the time.
[x] I'm bored constantly.
[x] People tell me I need to try harder.
[x] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[x] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[x] I do everything half-assed.
[ ] I'm not going to college, ever.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[ ] I don't have any ambition in life.
[x] People tell me I need to get a life.
[ ] They need to, not me.
Total = 13/20

Raver

[ ] I party all the time.
[x] Glow Sticks kick ass.
[x] I love nightclubs. (I want to go to one.)
[ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[x] I have tons of energy.
[x] I love to dance.
[ ] I go out nearly every night.
[ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[ ] I've DJ'd before.
[ ] I've taken a party drug before.
[x] I love fog machines.
[ ] I have crazy dance moves
[ ] I sleep all day and party all night.
[x] Techno music is life. (Some of it.)
[ ] I love popping pills, especially X.
[x] I love neon body paint.
[ ] I shake my ass in clubs.
[ ] I've grinded before. (Oboi, i wish..)
[ ] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
[ ] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 7/20

Hippie

[ ] I'm a tree hugger.
[ ] I want to save the earth.
[ ] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[ ] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[ ] I have long hair.
[x] I make the peace sign a lot. (Ido, ido.)
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian. (I do not only get Vegeta-bles. :c)
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[ ] I love tye dye.
[x] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[x] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened. (Ooooohhh i kidna do.)
[ ] I love 60's music.
[ ] I'm always chilled out.
[x] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head. (I want one. XD)
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[ ] I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[ ] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[ ] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 4/20

Goody Goody

[x] I make really good grades.
[x] I'm teachers pet.
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people.
[x] I'm nice to everybody.
[x] I act happy 24/7.
[ ] I go to church every Sunday.
[ ] I never cuss. (LOLASIF.)
[x] I always say hi to everyone.
[x] I dress appropriately.
[x] I want to portray a pure image.
[x] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[x] I want to impress everybody.
[ ] I've never been called rude.
[ ] I'm one of the nicest people.
[x] I want to achieve everything.
[x] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[x] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[ ] I'm in many different clubs.
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[x] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 13/20

Band Geek

[ ] I love band class.
[ ] I play at least one instrument.
[ ] I go to all my band concerts.
[ ] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[ ] I've won awards for band.
[ ] I've been to band camp.
[ ] I'm in the marching band.
[ ] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[ ] People have called me a band geek.
[ ] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[ ] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[ ] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[ ] Marching band is fun.
[ ] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[ ] I like football games....for the band!
[ ] Band is way better than anything else.
[ ] I carry my instrument home every night.
[ ] I only date other people in band.
[ ] I go on band field trips.
Total = 0/20

Choir Nerd

[x] I sing all the time.
[x] I want to try out for American Idol.
[ ] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[ ] I've won awards for choir.
[ ] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[ ] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[x] I sing every single day.
[ ] I know what range of voice I am.
[ ] I love singing duets.
[x] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[x] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol religously.
[x] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favorite class.
[ ] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum alot.
[ ] I write down lyrics all the time.
[x] I want to be a singer. (I really really really want to. :c!)
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 8/20

Totals:

Prep: 6
Emo: 6
Nerd: 10
Rebel: 9
Jock: 2
Comedian: 17
Shy: 0
Goth: 8
Weirdo: 13
Antisocial: 2
Skater: 2
Christian Girl/Boy: 2
Gangsta: 5
Bully: 5
Gamer: 14
Redneck: 5
Cowboy/girl: 1
Social Butterfly: 14
Stoner: 3
Whore: 2
Slacker: 13
Raver: 7
Hippie: 4
Goody Goody: 13
Band Geek: 0
Choir Nerd: 8



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jiss's avatar
You checked "always follows the rules" on nerd..

but you checked "always break the rules" on the rebel.
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Wut